The Happy Couple

Rumours spread last week that Kate Middleton, a previous incessant smoker, had taken up smoking cigarettes to cope with stress from planning the Royal Wedding. According to the popular celeb stories site PopEater Royal family insiders announced that “She has always enjoyed an occasional cig – which suppresses her appetite. (She) has attempted to give up (smoking) several times as William hates it. Nonetheless as the marriage gets closer she’s smoking more and more”. Since these statements leaked to the press, it’s been reprinted in papers and mags around the world. South Beach Smoke, a leading electronic cigarette company, has offered Kate Middleton one of their Deluxe Starter Kit press releases models, priced as low as $49.99 with a year supply of cartridges so she can avoid smoking on her big day. Here is a copy of the message sent, “Greetings Catherine (Kate) Middleton, First off, we at South Beach Smoke would like to give congratulations to you on your engagement, upcoming marriage, and recent celebrity as the future Queen of Britain.

We know you’ll do a great job satisfying your obligations as Queen and as an iconic figure of English heritage and charity around the globe. We are aware that you have lately upped your frequency of smoking conventional cigarettes, as is common with smokers in nerve wracking scenarios ; and would like to offer you a better smoking alternative. Electronic cigarettes are battery-powered devices that flash burn liquid nicotine creating vapour as a alternative for smoke. There are many advantages to using our Luxury e-cigarette model rather than regular cigarettes on your big day. E-cigarettes from South Beach Smoke are unscented and leave no lingering smell or residue. They are excellent for use inside as our e-cigarettes are battery-powered (no lighter required) and do not produce smoke. They also don’t leave a bad taste in your mouth nor are they able to be smelled on your breath like normal cigarettes.

We hope you think about employing the South Beach Smoke Luxury e-cigarette model as an alternative to smoking standard cigarettes and are prepared to provide you with a free sample as a wedding gift. We will also send a year supply of cartridges so you can keep on utilizing our product, which is a better way to smoke.” The company included in its message private contact info for Kate Middleton’s use only. As of now there is not any word on whether she has accepted the present.

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